Been on vacation all week and was able to take lots of naps. Felt good, especially considering I haven't been sleeping good at night. Got a nap in yesterday too. Then, when I woke up decided to check my work email to make sure nothing was blowing up. Got a sharp pain in my left ribs. Knew it was gas, but damn if it didn't want to go away. The wife was cooking at the time and saw me double over as I screamed in pain. Now, MOST people who give any kind of shit about you would stop what they were doing and come over to you to see if there is anything they could do. Not my wife! She continued to do what she was doing and asked me if I was OK. I'm fucking screaming in pain, do I SOUND OK?!? I married a fucking idiot!
Luckily for me, I finally was able to move enough after 2 hours in pain to take 2 Gas-X pills, and 2 hours after THAT the pain went away. Sorry to say I was not dying!
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