Funny but true...

A good friend of mine sent this to me, and I had to share it with you all...

Part 1: HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:

1 - Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
2 - Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
3 - Look at your womanly physique in the mirror, make mental note to do: more sit-ups, leg lifts, etc.
4 - Get in the shower.
5 - Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
6 - Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
7 - Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
8 - Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner.
9 - Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
10 - Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
11 - Rinse conditioner off hair.
12 - Turn off shower.
13 - Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.
14 - Get out of shower.
15 - Dry off with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
16 - Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
17 - If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

Part 2: HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:

1 - Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
2 - Walk naked to the bathroom.
3 - If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her while making the woo-woo sound.
4 - Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
5 - Get in the shower.
6 - Wash your face.
7 - Wash your armpits.
8 - Blow your nose into your hands and let the water rinse the snot off.
9 - Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
10 - Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding areas.
11 - Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
12 - Wash your hair. Make a shampoo mohawk.
13 - Pee.
14 - Rinse off and get out of the shower.
15 - Partially dry off - fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of the tub the whole time.
16 - Admire wiener size in mirror again.
17 - Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
18 - Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
19 - If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
20 - Throw wet towel on her pillow.

If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you =)